ha! ha! ha!

i got a new parents magazine the other day (i am saving it for vacation)
anyway, there was something on the cover that caught my eye so i took a peek and found a little section called 'my little secret'...hilarious. here are a few:

1.when i was pregnant, i ate an entire chocolate cake that my mom had baked for my 7 year old son. i told him the cat ate it.
2. to get out of changing our older child's diaper, i regularly pretend to be nursing our younger baby after he has fallen asleep. my husband has no clue.
3. i think it is funny that my baby cries every time my mother-in-law holds her. (not me pam!)
4. i hide bowls of pine scented cleaner behind picture frames before my cousin comes home. the house smells like i've cleaned all day, when i really haven't done anything since noon. i've been doing this or years and he hasn't caught on yet.
yea, i thought they were funny.